December 2010
94% of men lie about their penis size.
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
When people post statuses like "don't text or call...
no one was ever going to text/call you in the first place so..
Since we're talking about this now...
When I tell people about my plans for the future, the ones I have with you in them… they look at me like i’m insane. Almost as if I have 6 heads but I don’t. I know exactly what I want and how I want it. I want you, Wayne Joseph Russell, to be in my life until I die. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Yeah, people are going to read this and say, “Wow she’s...
Day 2: Sum yourself up in about 100 words.
I am out of my mind. I’m crazy but I just don’t care. I am a very angry person. I’m loud and get really obnoxious at times. I’m very emotional towards Wayne Russell. I love cute little puppies and things but I absolutely hate the human race. I am a negative person but I am fun to be around if you are my friend (well for the most part.) I have mood swings like crazy. I am...
Day 1: A picture of you from a year or so ago.
This is from New Years Eve of last year. I miss Dzema so much, fuck Craig.
MORE DAILY CHALLENGES.
A picture of you from a year or so ago.
Sum yourself up in about 100 words.
Tell us about your family life.
Take some pictures of your bedroom.
Go to your dash, look at the last person to post something & write something about them.
Tell us about an embarrassing moment.
Write about 5 people who’ve changed your life (dear or alive, famous or not)
State 3 things you like about yourself...
Day 45: Have you any superstitions?
Yes, tons that I dont feel like listing.
Day 44: Kill, bang, marry, chill of your choice
Kill: Trevor Dillon. Bang: Phil Bozeman. Marry: Wayne Joseph Russell. Chill: Suicide Girls.
Day 43: If you could tell your seven year old self...
Dear Seven year old self, you’re gunna grow up and hate the world. You’re gunna go through years of depression, deal with tons of loss, you’re close friends and family members will die, you will lose all your friends, you will go through self harm, visit many different pshychiatrists and go through so much in only such little time, hold on for the ride.
I hate you so bad. You keep trying to be like me, to get the attention of people that like me. Stay off me. It’s so pissing having you comment on everything I say to everyone. What the fuck do you think you’re doing?
The hotter the room, the fiercer the orgasm. Vasocongestion, or the heat flush on your skin, is akin to blushing from sex.
Formspring.
http://www.formspring.me/tayloralbano
Do it up.
Day 41: Favorite word
FUCK.
Day 40: A question about the world that you can’t...
Why is everyone in this world so goddamn annoying and aren’t worthy of living…
We’re girls, we get jealous, we will hate that mother fucker who spams your facebook, we tend to assume things, our imaginations go wild. Every second you take to reply, thousands of things goes through our heads ; who you talking to? Is it that mother fucking bitch? We start assuming, and this is when we get insecure. But then.. we’ll try comforting ourselves, we’ll think...
